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Post by nina on Apr 1, 2006 3:58:13 GMT -5
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like............ Night.
I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Wasn't Familiar Territory.
Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet.
He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest.
The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.
Support Bacteria. They're The only Culture Some People Have.
A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory.
Change Is Inevitable, Except From Vending Machines.
Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.
Always Try To Be Modest, And Be Proud Of It!
If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Missing A Couple Of Payments.
How Many Of You Believe In Psycho-Kinesis? Raise My Hand.
Ok, So, What's The Speed Of Dark?
If Everything Seems To Be Going Well, You Have Obviously Overlooked Something.
When Everything Is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane.
Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Do Not Have Film or just haven't had it developed it yet!
Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Do Not Get Sucked Into Jet Engines.
I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder.
Why Do Psychics Have To Ask People For Their Name?
Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering What Happened.
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