Post by Beck on Sept 26, 2005 15:44:05 GMT -5
Subject: MANUFACTURER'S RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings was recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in
the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a
malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve,
resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed,
"Subsequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as
it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms
include:
1.Loss of Direction
2.Foul vocal emissions
3.Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5.Selfish, or violent behavior
6.Depression or confusion in the mental component
7.Fearfulness
8.Idolatry
9.Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of
charge to correct this SIN defect. THE REPAIR TECHNICIAN JESUS, has most
generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these
repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected,
please upload your burden of SIN through the
Repentance procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from THE REPAIR TECHNICIAN
JESUS, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect
is, Jesus will replace it with:
1.Love
2.Joy
3.Peace
4.Patience
5.Kindness
6.Gentleness
7.Faithfulness
8.Self Control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of
these fixes.
WARNING: Continue to operate the human being unit without correction voids
any manufacturer warranties, exposing the
unit to dangers and the problems too numerous to list and will result in the
human unit being permanently impounded. For
free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have
to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to
enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall
notice and you may contact the Father any time by
"knee mail"
The Maker of all human beings was recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in
the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a
malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve,
resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed,
"Subsequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as
it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms
include:
1.Loss of Direction
2.Foul vocal emissions
3.Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5.Selfish, or violent behavior
6.Depression or confusion in the mental component
7.Fearfulness
8.Idolatry
9.Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of
charge to correct this SIN defect. THE REPAIR TECHNICIAN JESUS, has most
generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these
repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected,
please upload your burden of SIN through the
Repentance procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from THE REPAIR TECHNICIAN
JESUS, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect
is, Jesus will replace it with:
1.Love
2.Joy
3.Peace
4.Patience
5.Kindness
6.Gentleness
7.Faithfulness
8.Self Control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of
these fixes.
WARNING: Continue to operate the human being unit without correction voids
any manufacturer warranties, exposing the
unit to dangers and the problems too numerous to list and will result in the
human unit being permanently impounded. For
free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have
to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to
enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall
notice and you may contact the Father any time by
"knee mail"