Post by kanyon on Jan 2, 2006 0:44:20 GMT -5
A little inside Indian humour I just received from my brother..kind of cute.
Subject: FW: Best B-day gift ever
Date: Fri, 09 Dec 2005 11:28:47 -0800
Who says Indians aren't bright.....
"Hello, is this the RCMP?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I''m calling to report about my neighbor, Joe Two Weasels! He is
hiding
marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Joe's house. They
searched the shed
where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every
piece of wood
but found no marijuana. They swore at Joe and left.
The phone rang at Joe's house. "Hey, Joe! Did the RCMP come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy"
Subject: FW: Best B-day gift ever
Date: Fri, 09 Dec 2005 11:28:47 -0800
Who says Indians aren't bright.....
"Hello, is this the RCMP?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I''m calling to report about my neighbor, Joe Two Weasels! He is
hiding
marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Joe's house. They
searched the shed
where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every
piece of wood
but found no marijuana. They swore at Joe and left.
The phone rang at Joe's house. "Hey, Joe! Did the RCMP come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy"
