This is late but good

[kanyon]

Christmas Carols for Specific Psychiatric Disorders:


Schizophrenia:
Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder :
We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Amnesia:
I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Narcissist:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Street and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and....

Social Anxiety Disorder:
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Paranoid:
Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

Agoraphobic:
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn't Leave My House

Borderline Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell
You Why

Senile Dementia:
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My
Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder:
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House ;D

[keita]

LOLOLOL!

Kanyon, these are too funny!

Thanks for the laughter! ;D