Post by kanyon on Jan 5, 2007 11:09:14 GMT -5
C&P
This Baptist couple felt it important
to own an equally Baptist pet, so they
went to the pet store.
The store owner assured them that
he had just the dog for them, a
truly Baptist dog.
When they asked the dog to fetch the
BIBLE, he did it in a flash. When they
instructed him to look up Psalm 23,
he complied with equal speed, using
his paws with dexterity. They were
impressed, purchased the animal,
and went home.
That night they had their preacher over.
They were so proud of their new Baptist
dog and his Baptist skills, they called the
dog and showed him off a little.
The preacher was impressed, and asked
whether the dog was able to do any of
the usual dog tricks as well. This stopped
the couple cold, as they hadn't thought
about "normal" tricks.
"Well", they said, "Let's try it out."
Once more they called the dog, and
they clearly pronounced the command,
"Heel!"
Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up,
put his paw on the man's forehead,
closed his eyes in concentration,
and bowed his head.
Alas...they had been deceived!
The dog was a Pentecostal !! ;D
This Baptist couple felt it important
to own an equally Baptist pet, so they
went to the pet store.
The store owner assured them that
he had just the dog for them, a
truly Baptist dog.
When they asked the dog to fetch the
BIBLE, he did it in a flash. When they
instructed him to look up Psalm 23,
he complied with equal speed, using
his paws with dexterity. They were
impressed, purchased the animal,
and went home.
That night they had their preacher over.
They were so proud of their new Baptist
dog and his Baptist skills, they called the
dog and showed him off a little.
The preacher was impressed, and asked
whether the dog was able to do any of
the usual dog tricks as well. This stopped
the couple cold, as they hadn't thought
about "normal" tricks.
"Well", they said, "Let's try it out."
Once more they called the dog, and
they clearly pronounced the command,
"Heel!"
Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up,
put his paw on the man's forehead,
closed his eyes in concentration,
and bowed his head.
Alas...they had been deceived!
The dog was a Pentecostal !! ;D
